Warning Signs of Satanic Behavior. Training video for police, 1990
I wasn’t exaggerating about the big “Satanism” scare from the 1980’s-early 90’s (which, once again, the whole “rape culture” shit storm is eerily reminiscent of).
On a fun note, I have that exact, same copy of the Necronomicon.
gently bap your passum
This lady has instructional videos on how to massage your opossum, as well as how to give it a pedicure, as if she’s somehow not the only person on the face of the planet doing this.
THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
Cautious optimism.. Very cautious.
my ass would be on the ground CRYING
An important lesson was learned that day. Never do what signs say.
Signs are not your friends, at least not in Halloween stores.
I don’t want to go to bed
I don’t want to get up
I don’t want to go to the thing
I don’t want
youre gonna look so goddamn cool
'You've made a very poor career choice', yeah, I'd say that's going around. Someone actually reopened that place? And made more of those.. Things? On purpose?!
I still think that voice is actually Freddy messing with you though, now more than ever.
Not today, ebola. [vine by mrlegendarius]
Going anywhere near Dallas right now..